Does looking around at the AI use all around you make you insane? Are you feeling insane because you ARE insane so if you feel insane then others must be insane?
 
Do you have a fat ass?
 
Then have we got the hat for you! Painted with acrylics hand-ironed into the fabric, this hat should weather things just about as long as you're able to. But at least you don't use AI.